She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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