we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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