i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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