her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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