i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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