I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
well you can't waste a boner
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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