windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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