It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
nutella sex= disaster
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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