We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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