i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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