so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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