You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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