You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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