Porn is love you can see.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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