i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
