I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
