"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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