just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
