so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
