yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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