So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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