yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Acid is not a monday night drug
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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