i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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