he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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