Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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