I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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