Little spoons don't ask big questions
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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