you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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