so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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