It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I'm really busy with my period
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