I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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