I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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