just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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