Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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