I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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