I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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