It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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