sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I love you. Go after that dick
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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