I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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