He is an equal opportunity slut.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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