Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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