im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
This is the high leading the old right now
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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