New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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