Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
