I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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