Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
