THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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