If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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