So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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