apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we're making bets on your personal life
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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