You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
accomplished twins. life is a go
Four minutes until I can fart!
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Randomize