Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
