38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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