Well douche your snatch and let's go!
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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