i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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