ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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